I really wanna talk with someone here, just talk that’s all. what’s the best communication method for y’all? how bout that, and I’ll go from there. please?
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
I have no patience for useless things. House of Cards, Chapter 1
"George Bush has painted over 50 puppies"
soooooo proud of you georgie
Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.
bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.
Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.
Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men.how has there never been a million stories about this badass
A redhead wearing glasses..mmmmmm
The phenomenon that keeps me from tying a belt around my neck every morning is that I wake up in the same body. But at one point, that was me there contemplating wether the red one or the white one would be better. Don’t try to fool me; the prospect of not having to deal with all the problems in our lives and being without pain sounds like a blast. But in death, you aren’t afforded a moment of pure lucidity that you have a timer and the fact that you will, 100% , die one day, and that every breath, every moment is precious because it was one you were here for, means something. I fully accept that there is an afterlife, because it helps me sleep at night, and if this is the tolerable level of insanity, to believe in a supernatural god that will carry your consciousness onwards; then I will be insane. Because the prospect of work without peace forever after sure sounds like a shit plan to me, and it kept me depressed for so long. So, as Pahlanuk said: ” I hope this won’t sound too confusing, but I do hereby and forever abandon abandoning all hope. Honestly, I give up on giving up.” I am so done fucking around with myself, I’m listening to my body and being honest and the wave will crash fast, brave yourselves.
Anyone in Colorado that can give me a place to rest till I get a new job and enough money to move out would be greatly appreciated.
No seriously guys. Can anyone help? I’ll cook you food? I’m really good at cooking.
Please signal boost this. It just it cold.
V for Vendetta Poster
Created by Sindre Hartberg
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
THE most underrated scene in the entire movie. It was perfect. And do you know how often I see gif sets of it? This is the second one I’ve seen since the movie came out (It’s been over 5 months, now).
So let’s just pause for a moment from reblogging gifs of Tony’s sass, Loki’s sex appeal, or Bruce’s fluffiness and just appreciate this nameless, old, German guy and how, even though he knew he would probably die, he stood up to a tyrant to prove that the human race wouldn’t give up their freedom so easily.
Friendly reminder that it’s implied that he’s a Holocaust survivor.
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"There are pervasive stereotypes about masculinity and femininity that define how we’re all supposed to act, dress, and speak, and they serve no one.”