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28

Jul

The girl making my sand which at subway seemed extra nice to me today.

That’ll help me push through the fact that I only got 3 hours of sleep last night because I was staying up to try my new bottle bong I made from a plastic bottle.

Girl at subway, if you’re reading this, thanks for making my day just a little but brighter.

The clouds come every day at 3 pm in the rockies.

the summer rains in michigan are either heavy in downpour, or not to be seen for weeks at a time.

The clouds though, help bring some reality to the suns warmth.

that while our benefactor of life isn’t always visible, we still know it is there.

and sometimes it rains for years, 21 to be exact.

but I know that in just a year and a half,

the sun will show itself to me,

and I’ll finally feel the warmth and love I truly deserve.

(Source: texas-teen-pride)

27

Jul

cornerof5thandvermouth:

ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple

(Source: kristyskrushers)

freedominwickedness:

101st-analborne:

fallbeil:

mugenstyle:

eccecorinna:

wrathofprawn:

for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.
their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.

how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever



pilots (◡‿◡✿) 
girl pilots (◕‿◕✿)
girl pilots killing nazis ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

But, remember, women never did anything in history.

This is laughably incorrect.
Fact 1: Although technologically obsolete as of WWII, the Polikarpov Po-2 “Kukuruznik” biplanes flown by the 588th Night Bomber Regiment were in no way ” the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world.” The Po-2 was first flown in 1929 and remained in production until 1953 due to its low cost and extreme reliability. It is, in fact, the second most produced aircraft in history, and the most produced biplane in history. The night bombers flew brand new, specially modified Po-2s fitted with bomb racks and machine guns.
Fact 2: The Po-2 was extremely quiet; Germans nicknamed it the Nähmaschine (“sewing machine”) due to the muted rattling sound its tiny little 99-horsepower radial engine made. The night bombers would fly these quiet little planes just a few meters off the ground, then climb to higher altitude, cut the engine, and glide to the attack point so that the Germans would have no warning of an incoming attack other than wind whistling through the wing bracing-wires. It wasn’t because the engines were unreliable, it was a planned attack pattern.
Fact 3: Saying “their leader flew over 200 missions” is both inaccurate and damning with faint praise. Whereas most combat pilots fly only one or two sorties per day, all of the 588th Night Bomber Regiment pilots flew multiple missions every night, with the record being eighteen missions flown back-to-back-to-back-to-back in a single night. By the end of the war, most of the “Night Witches” had around a thousand combat sorties under their belts.
The Night Witches were THAT fucking badass, and it pisses me off when people get it all wrong because they’re too damn lazy to do their homework.

freedominwickedness:

101st-analborne:

fallbeil:

mugenstyle:

eccecorinna:

wrathofprawn:

for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.

their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.

how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever

pilots (◡‿◡✿) 

girl pilots (◕◕✿)

girl pilots killing nazis ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

But, remember, women never did anything in history.

This is laughably incorrect.

Fact 1: Although technologically obsolete as of WWII, the Polikarpov Po-2 “Kukuruznik” biplanes flown by the 588th Night Bomber Regiment were in no way ” the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world.” The Po-2 was first flown in 1929 and remained in production until 1953 due to its low cost and extreme reliability. It is, in fact, the second most produced aircraft in history, and the most produced biplane in history. The night bombers flew brand new, specially modified Po-2s fitted with bomb racks and machine guns.

Fact 2: The Po-2 was extremely quiet; Germans nicknamed it the Nähmaschine (“sewing machine”) due to the muted rattling sound its tiny little 99-horsepower radial engine made. The night bombers would fly these quiet little planes just a few meters off the ground, then climb to higher altitude, cut the engine, and glide to the attack point so that the Germans would have no warning of an incoming attack other than wind whistling through the wing bracing-wires. It wasn’t because the engines were unreliable, it was a planned attack pattern.

Fact 3: Saying “their leader flew over 200 missions” is both inaccurate and damning with faint praise. Whereas most combat pilots fly only one or two sorties per day, all of the 588th Night Bomber Regiment pilots flew multiple missions every night, with the record being eighteen missions flown back-to-back-to-back-to-back in a single night. By the end of the war, most of the “Night Witches” had around a thousand combat sorties under their belts.

The Night Witches were THAT fucking badass, and it pisses me off when people get it all wrong because they’re too damn lazy to do their homework.

"My response to the “I am not a feminist” internet phenomenon….

First of all, it’s clear you don’t know what feminism is. But I’m not going to explain it to you. You can google it. To quote an old friend, “I’m not the feminist babysitter.”

But here is what I think you should know.

You’re insulting every woman who was forcibly restrained in a jail cell with a feeding tube down her throat for your right to vote, less than 100 years ago.

You’re degrading every woman who has accessed a rape crisis center, which wouldn’t exist without the feminist movement.

You’re undermining every woman who fought to make marital rape a crime (it was legal until 1993).

You’re spitting on the legacy of every woman who fought for women to be allowed to own property (1848). For the abolition of slavery and the rise of the labor union. For the right to divorce. For women to be allowed to have access to birth control (Comstock laws). For middle and upper class women to be allowed to work outside the home (poor women have always worked outside the home). To make domestic violence a crime in the US (It is very much legal in many parts of the world). To make workplace sexual harassment a crime.

In short, you know not what you speak of. You reap the rewards of these women’s sacrifices every day of your life. When you grin with your cutsey sign about how you’re not a feminist, you ignorantly spit on the sacred struggle of the past 200 years. You bite the hand that has fed you freedom, safety, and a voice.

In short, kiss my ass, you ignorant little jerks.”

madetofade:

definitely going to puke

If I were feeling suicidal, and I told you that, I would think you should do everything to move fucking mountains to be a better person I want you to be, instead of telling me to fix it myself.

People are dynamic and change and it’s a teamwork thing, but I’ve done a lot to come here in my life, and to know that I deserve better than this, even if it’s not worth as much.

I deserve to be treated with respect. And if I don’t get it, I’ll find it somewhere else.

I’m doing what makes me happy, and I only tolerate you because that’s necessary for me to get by these next 1.5 years

My family is killing me

Dad goes on a, best put, tirade, about how I’m giving up a job that

A). Treats me poorly by mocking me and calling me stupid all the time
B). Is a very hazardous work environment

To go work at Tim hortons which

A) is good service experience
B) is cashier experience

So, you know, I might be making less money now with Tim hortons, but I’m

A) keeping my sanity
B) getting experience that can actually do me some good in the future.

The only downside is it is back at home, so I gotta visit these fuckers every week.

Then they’re just expecting to pay for my apartment which makes them like, really upset because GOD FORBID I ADVANCE MYSELF IN LIFE. I’m just, really, really, really, done with this crap from them. I’ll be so fucking glad when I’m on my own. And my sister, Jesus Christ. So I brought my bike in to fix the flat , and I just had taught her how to light a charcoal fire for the grill. Well anyways, I brought the bike in to fix the tire, and I was going to supplement her house hunting shows with some actual things of importance. She was like “can’t you see I’m busy!” And I just fucking lost my shit and yelled at her that I fucking get it. I live with a basic bitch who doesn’t wanna learn or do dick for anyone ever. And I’m inside me here, wondering wether it’s worth it. And I seriously wonder if they think I love them. Providing is out of necessity, but love? I haven’t been loved since I can remember, and that really makes me want to cry, but I just, I can’t force myself to, and I really just, kinda need to.

(Source: hecallsmesugar)

Sorry that happened S.I feel kinda weird about it still.

Sorry that happened S.
I feel kinda weird about it still.

(Source: mediterranean-nudes)

I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go.
Neil Gaiman, The Sandman (via bridgetstop)

(Source: frenchtouchx)

easilyenchanted:

    MOJAVE EDITION OF THE WASTELAND SURVIVAL GUIDE

  Listen up you pansies-- radiation is everywhere. Ghouls, fiends... with all the shit out there, you aren't gonna want to be crawling around in some shitpile of a building ready to drop on your worthless little head. So take it from me, learn to work the land. Food is growing all around you, open those pretty little peepers of yours and learn what is and is not edible. It took generations of weeding out the idiots to figure out what you can and cannot eat, so read up! Then get your sorry ass out there and make the friends with the Mojave.

  Make me proud!

easilyenchanted:

      MOJAVE EDITION OF THE WASTELAND SURVIVAL GUIDE

  Listen up you pansies-- radiation is everywhere. Ghouls, fiends... with all the shit out there, you aren't gonna want to be crawling around in some shitpile of a building ready to drop on your worthless little head. So take it from me, learn to work the land. Food is growing all around you, open those pretty little peepers of yours and learn what is and is not edible. It took generations of weeding out the idiots to figure out what you can and cannot eat, so read up! Then get your sorry ass out there and make the friends with the Mojave.

  Make me proud!